Tomorrow, my friends, THE HLT and THE DIVA are taking a long journey to a hotel located in Alcoa, Tennessee (near Knoxville), and when THE HLT and THE DIVA wake up in said hotel room on Saturday, THE HLT and THE DIVA will be taking a short drive over to none other than Neyland Stadium...the superior home of one of the greatest on the axis of evil. The Memphis Tigers will take on the Tennessee Vols, and while most expect this to be an easy victory for the Vols, there is a small glimmer of a possibility the Tigers could pull off a "W", mostly considering how crappy of a season the Vols appear to be having this year. Regardless of what happens, THE HLT, along with his DIVA, will experience what some may call a religious experience in Big Orange Country (gag)...all from 3rd row seats in the End Zone beside the tunnel where the players come running out.

I would say look for us on TV, but it's a pay-per-view game (stinking Vols), and unless you're a major Vol fan or Memphis fan unable to make the trip, willing to pay $29.95 to see it, you probably won't get to see the game.

I must now get packed, making sure all our garb is included to make the grand transformation Saturday before the game. I know it's wishful thinking, but it'd surely be a grand thing the next time I update to be telling about the fairytale-come-true of a Tiger victory at Neyland Stadium.