Here is my question of the week:

How is "Let's you and me go have dinner together on Friday night, honey" the equivalent of "Let's take Travis to a Tiger baseball game at AutoZone park on Friday night."? And Part B of that question is, how did enough money magically appear to take 3 people to dinner instead of 2, and buy 3 tickets for a baseball game?

I love my kids dearly, but sometimes I just want to have adult interaction only and not worry about Pull-ups and potty training. I do that 24-7 as it is. When do I get a break?